Martians Flossing

A couple of years ago we broke an exclusive story about floss on Mars -
Floss was found on a wheel of the Mars Rover!
Now we've found a scene from the upcoming sequel to The Martian
(Sure they'll be a sequel - it will be like the sequel to Home Alone, crossed with a (dreaded) sequel to Interstellar (Let that guy rest!).

Matt Damon, again stuck on Mars, meets a Martian and they bond through shared flossing experiences.
Here's a still from the sequel:

Floss on! And Happy Halloween from the National Flossing Council!

Matthew McConaughey's Flossing Exposed!

Doing publicity for his new movie Mud (a Huckleberry Finn rip off) at the Cannes film festival, Matthew McConaughey revealed how tied up he is in flossing.

Close inspection of Matthew's left shoe reveals a piece of dental floss caught on his laces.

Here at the NFC, we're proud to have evidence that this often bare-chested hunk apparently wades in dental floss!

Keep flossing Matthew!